Excuse My Spunk (D. Most)

I know what you want from me
I tell you I ain’t, but I know I can be
Come on and let me into your bed
I tell you I’m about to go out of my head.

Come on, what you want to do
That sounds good, just make me your fool
I don’t care what you’re thinking of
Come on, let’s just spread a little love, love, love, love, love, love, love.

You say that things will kinda work out
You know my mind’s got a lot of doubt
Come on and let me inside your bed
My mind’s going, I think I’m losing my head.

Come on and kick me out on the street
For those who all find, who I just might be
Well, I don’t care if you call me a punk
Pardon me, excuse my spunk.

Destructive Love (Mark Most)

First you criticize me
Then you despise me
You tell dirty lies about me
Don’t say you love me

Chorus:
Well, I’ve had enough of your destructive love
Take your lies and give them a shove
Release me from your hateful clutch
Even I can take only so much

Where did you learn your evil ways
Who told you that destruction pays
You said you loved me so I played the part
Where’d you get your distorted heart

Chorus

What is it that makes you tick
You must be one sick bitch
Destruction fits you to a tee
Too bad you can’t destroy me.

Chorus

Penetrate (D. Most)

A-baby, you keep trying to see through my cover
You don’t really care what you find inside
It’s just a game with you, you don’t really care
So keep on trying, girl, if you really dare.


Penetrate, Penetrate
Your mind is filled with stars
Penetrate, Penetrate
Then come make love…to my car.

Well, I can close my eyes and you’ll still be there
Sometimes I want to beat you, tear your hair
But I really couldn’t do that, though you’re so unkind
What you want me to do, babe, hang out a sign?

Chorus

Well, if you find out what’s inside, what you gonna do
Will you try to understand or turn your head
You’re a real scream girl with you fine tooth comb
Sometimes I want to beat you, I wish you were dead.

Chorus
To my Buick, baby
Chorus

Well, if you find out what’s inside, what you gonna do
Will you try to understand or turn your head
You’re a real scream girl with your fine tooth comb
Sometimes I want to beat you, I wish you were dead.

Penetrate, Penetrate
Your mind is filled with stars
Penetrate, Penetrate
Then come make love…

Beneath Me Queen (D. Most)

Well, you’re a beneath me queen, yes, you are
Wild-eyed stumbling through the dark
Your claws are soft as they rip me to shreds
As you drag yourself into my bed.

You’re with me for the night, well, not much longer
I found you just this evening out walking the stretch
You wanted a ride, I said follow me girl
‘Cause I’m the son of the Devil and the daughter of the Sea
I want your body.

I can’t keep you longer my lust-eyed lady
I don’t allow no smiling lynx to hang on tight
So out with and walk your street
And if time will allow it, again we will meet.

Repeat 2nd verse
‘Cause I’m the son of the Devil and the daughter of the Sea
‘Cause I’m the son of the Devil and the daughter of the Sea.

Fallout Shelter (D. Most)

Radiation don’t fall on me
Fires a-burning I don’t want to see
Don’t want to hear no screams and shouts
I don’t want my hair to fall out.

Nuclear emissions they say they can control
Well, maybe that’s true, but even so
I don’t want disease to fall on me
Burn my eyes out so I can’t see.

I know what they say it will do for you
But can you really be sure that it’s true
Don’t you remember our actions in ‘Nam
Three Mile Island may become our New Cause
Better run to your –

Chorus:
Fallout Shelter
Fallout Shelter
Fallout Shelter
Fallout Shelter
Could be your only hope.

Radiation falling down on me
Falling down on my town
Nobody ever really made it clear
That it might even happen, maybe this year.

I know what they’ve been telling you
I know what they say it will do for you
I’m not sure that it’s really true
There is only one thing left to do
Better run to you –

Chorus

Better run to your –

Chorus

Well, I don’t know if they’ve told the truth (repeat 4 times)
Well, I don’t really know what to do (repeat 4 times)
Fallout Shelter!

Don’t Take Me For Granted, Janet (D. Most)

If you think you want me to be your friend
Well, that’s okay, I can dig it
A friend in need, sometimes they seem to breed
Multiplying faster than rabbits in heat.

Chorus:
Don’t take me for granted, Janet
I don’t have to do this
Don’t take me for granted, Janet
I don’t have to do the twist.

No more favors for you, Joan
No more kissing your behind
No more favors for you, Joan
It doesn’t pay to be kind.

>In the back of the closet
Hidden ‘neath the stairs
In the dirtiest alleyway
That’s where my soul fares.

The places that no one looks
In a room at the Y
It’s easier for everybody
Just to look than close their eyes.

Why can’t I ever be that friend in need
Can’t I need that helping hand
I can be as lonely as anybody else
Hey! This is real life, my feelings aren’t on a shelf!

Chorus

Chorus

Tough Break (D. Most)

I got a seeing eye dog everywhere you go
Everything you do baby I know
I can’t see what you’re pulling on me
Honey, you know how it’s got to be.

Honey, you know how it’s got to be
Nothing in this life you get for free
Scream into my ear and ease my pain
Your kind of love drives this boy insane.

Your kind of love drives this boy insane
I reached too far inside your windowpane
I didn’t realize what you had to say
Now for your love I have to pay.

Now for your love I have to pay
Bleeding inside your heart I had to stay
Slicing my wrist didn’t work to free me
Now you’re so blind you can’t even see.

King Of Sleaze (D. Most)

Grease it on me, boys

Well, you rocked on over to the corner bar
Your eyes had no meaning, blitzed way too far
She opened her heart, ya stuck out your tongue
Ya think you’re pretty foxy, but you ain’t that well sung.

Her eyes were all a-glitter, she knew the score
She ain’t nobody’s slut, but she’s somebody whore
You knew you were cool, you been nobody’s fool
She was open for time, she became your tool.

Chorus:
Cause you’re the king of sleaze, that ain’t no lie
You’ve closed your eyes, your mind’s sky high
You drool out your love, throw them a kiss
Strut your stuff, get ya another fix.

Well, you know all their names and you know all their games
You know their faces, that’s their claim to fame
Don’t ask me buddy, I knew you way before
Don’t strut too, too fast, you’re really so lame.

Chorus

Spoken:
Oh, don’t you…

I’m gonna squeeze…

I know I’m sleazy, but I’m ok. What can I say?
Well, keep on, look closer…

Repeat 2nd verse

Chorus

I Hate Mel Torme (Daxe Rexford)

(Spoken): Good and violent

I live in my own dimension
Where night is just like day
I’m blessed with one obsession
Well, I hate Mel Torme.

Well, none of you could give a piss
You suck the same old grog
But you’ll stand up and notice
I decroak the “Velvet Frog”.


I hate Mel Torme
I hate him, oh
I hate him.

Well, just like Lizzy Borden
I’m gonna take my axe
And give the creamy crooner
A stack of vicious whacks.

But then I’ll kick your throat in
I want to be damn sure
You won’t sing another note
Of that ancient pop manure.

I hate Mel Torme
I hate him
Uh – I said I hate him.

Let’s all twist his head off
Then we’ll all rejoice
We’ll never have to listen to
That nauseating voice.

I hate Mel Torme
I hate him
I-I-I-I-I
No! No!
Kick his head off Kick his head off Give it, do it quick
Quick! Quick!

Jump In The Sand (D. Most)

Jump in the sand
Fuck on the beach
Watch out for the crabs
Watch out for the crabs.

Sex Is An Art Form (D. Most)

Got to get inside your tail
Careful now I can’t fail
Now I know what to do
Now I know I ain’t no fool
It’s an art form, art form
Now I know what to do
Now I know I can be cool
It’s an art form, art form.

Got to get inside your mind
Let you know I’m not that kind
Now I know what to do
Michelangelo ain’t got nothing on you
It’s an art form, art form
Now I know what to do
Picasso can’t a-piss on you
It’s an art form, art form.

Bridge:
Let me see what kind of artistry you’ve got underneath all those clothes
Take them off, baby, feel right soft, who cares if some-some-some-somebody knows.

Chorus:
Sex is an art form
Sex is an art form
Sex is an art form
Sex is an art form.

Did you see what I can be
What it is, it ain’t free
Now I know what to do
Keep on pushing, make it a rule
It’s an art form, art form
Now I know what to do
Open up baby, let me through
It’s an art form, art form.

Bridge

Chorus

Chorus

?Widow’s Delight (D. Most)

Well, I know
You know
They all know
Nobody really knows.

Well, I see
You see
They all see
Nobody really sees.

Well, I hear
You hear
They all hear
Nobody really listens.

You can’t find
Where I’ve been
Nobody knows
What exactly I did.

Ad-Vice Grip (D. Most/L. Concotilli)

Don’t ask me any of your questions
Don’t ask me none of those things
I don’t care what you say.

You ask me for my advice
I treat you real real nice
>You don’t listen anyway.

Chorus:
Understanding is my game
Understanding is my name
Understanding ain’t for free
Get down on your knees to me.

Everybody walks on me
I can’t give, I can’t give
No more today.

You’re squeezing me so very tight
You’re squeezing out all my life
Understand what I say.

Chorus
Chorus
Chorus

Three’s A Crowd (D. Most)

Well, now I know what you want to do
Trying to get inside of you
You gotta do what I’m thinking of
I tell you, honey, well, it ain’t love.

I know you love me every day
You gotta see it my way
I gotta do what I wanna do
I tell you, honey, I wanna screw.

So, if you work out a better way
You know I’ll gladly join you today
I gotta make it with more than one
I tell you, honey, this is fun.

I work my way inside your head
I gotta get inside your bed
I gotta do what I wanna do
I tell you, honey, I wanna screw.